Twins?

Yes, I have a belly. Why else do you think I'd call the site "House of Bellies?" But did you know that I could push it out as far as this? Looks like we're expecting two, eh? I couldn't go around having my wife feel like she's the only round one now, could I?

Our kid is going to be a tank.

Update

This will be my 2nd entry...and the first of many to come. We're quickly approaching "critical mass" now with less than 50 days to go 'till the big b-day. Shelly's belly continues to get bigger as "the thing" puts on something like 1/2 pound per week. My belly continues to get bigger as I eat more and more quarter pounders with cheese.

Baby is kicking more and more every day...but because the kicks/punches are "soft", I'm beginning to think it's going to be a little lady. Can't wait to find out for sure...Shelly and I are both really excited.

True to my habits, I haven't done a thing with the baby's room yet. No crib, no carseat, nothing. Ahhh...procrastination.

Launching the "House of Bellies"

This will be my first-ever blog.  I have decided to call it "House of Bellies," as my wife and I both look like we're expecting (when in fact only one of us really is).  Yes - we have bellies in this house and we're proud of it.  Chances are that our baby will have one, too.  In fact, if it takes after our genes, it's going to have a big one.  All the more fun for us, though, as we'll be giving it plenty of "zerberts" (the act of blowing on a baby's stomach that results in what sounds like a loud fart).  And you know - the bigger the belly, the better the zerbert.