Launching the "House of Bellies"

This will be my first-ever blog.  I have decided to call it "House of Bellies," as my wife and I both look like we're expecting (when in fact only one of us really is).  Yes - we have bellies in this house and we're proud of it.  Chances are that our baby will have one, too.  In fact, if it takes after our genes, it's going to have a big one.  All the more fun for us, though, as we'll be giving it plenty of "zerberts" (the act of blowing on a baby's stomach that results in what sounds like a loud fart).  And you know - the bigger the belly, the better the zerbert.